i don't think you're ready for this jelly....

...some guy at the traffic light was collecting donations for the homeless children, and as i acknowledged that i did not have change to give, and he started to walk pass my window to the next car, he stops, smiles and says to me,"you know, you look like Beyonce!"
i was a bit speechless...maybe i'm really black and i just don't know it, cuz i've been told that i look like another actress/singer, Brandy, too.

for the record, i do not look like Beyonce....had he really seen me, he'd probably say, "oooh, no, she ain't bootylicious, baby!"